Thursday, September 30, 2010

!-! Desitarka.org !-! ~!~!Technical Poem~!~!~!

 

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Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar

doonga... Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey

Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga... Company kee

ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain... Problem

ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain... Shayad mere

pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa CUT

kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye... Tumhare samne

hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo...

Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum

DOUBLE-CLICK karo... Roz subha hum karte hai

itne pyar se unhe good morning... woh humhe

ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5

WARNINGS... Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya

mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri

spouse! Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua

ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file

not found! Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if" Tum

ho meri zindagi ki animated .gif Aysa bhi nahin hai

ke, I don't like your face Par dil ke computer mein,

nahin hai enough disk space Ghar se nikalti ho

tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many

requests se, ho jaata hai server down Tumhaare

liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga

Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh

dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya Kya

chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat What is

your ICQ number, aao karein chat Tum jabse meri

zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female Yaad raha na

ab kuch, na postman, na e-Mail...


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are nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,,







ye nahi.. wo saath wale Uncle Ji ko dekho..



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!-! Desitarka.org !-! Urgent Info~*~~* Ayodhya~*~~* Diplomatic verdict

 

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NEW DELHI: The Allahabad High Court has pronounced its judgement in the Ayodhya title suits.


The 3-judge Lucknow Bench of the Allahabad High Court, comprising Justices D V Sharma, S U Khan and Sudhir Agarwal, delivered the verdict in Court Number 21. The verdict was a landmark one for Justice D V Sharma, who is set to demit office on Friday.

The High Court premises resembled a virtually impregnable fortress as the area was declared a no-access zone.

India had been awaiting its Ayodhya moment since the last 18 years now, after the demolition of the Babri Masjid on December 6, 1992 that placed the country on a communal volcano which has periodically erupted from time to time.

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!-! Desitarka.org !-! Sexy Butt Challenge Day 3

 
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A Woman was  out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 

She went  into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog  said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three  wishes." 

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,  but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.  

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times  ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay." 

For her first wish,  she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog  warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the  most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".  

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most  beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's  the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she  wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 

The frog said, "That  will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten  times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because  what's mine is his and what's his is mine." 

So, KAZAM-she's the  richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third  wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart  attack."





Moral of the story: Women are clever.  Don't mess with them. 




Attention  female readers
 : This is  the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.  

Male  readers
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The man had a heart attack ten times  
milder than his wife .



Moral of the  story
 : Women are  really dumb but think they're really smart.



Let them  continue to think that way and just enjoy the show  




PS: If  you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that  women never listen!!! 




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