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Worst jokes possible

1 )what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wondering how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

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2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

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3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
.........sita with ravan

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4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

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5) an elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k daant bahar hain**

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6) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina

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7) 3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?



Bataao Bataao!



Nahi Pata?!!



Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!


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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

think
think
think
think
think

tired of thinking???



Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"


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ok whats the opp of venky's..



venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?


' Come' palakrishnan.

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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

:-(

Guess why ?



because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gayato kaise bahar
nikalega???????
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think
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geela ho ke nikalega......

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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......

sweets.... nopes

salt...... nopes

think

think




are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......


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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?

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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!

Sorry for torturing you all mentally, please don't sue me….

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