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Wedding Jokes - One liners by the famous. The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft) I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery. (Rita Rudner) Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards. (Benjamin Franklin) By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.  (Socrates) A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. (Evan Esar) My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. (Henny Youngman) My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield) A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Milton Berle) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (George Burns) I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'. (Henny Youngman) I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner) Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. (Phyllis Diller) All marriages are mixed marriages. (Chantal Saperstein) There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. (Clint Eastwood) The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. (Henny Youngman)

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