It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.' 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.' ....Yes..... .Dull people..hated ".Intelligents Indians"
The teacher said, "Let us begin by reviewing some American History....Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
'Very good! Who said ...'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'F**k the Indians.'
'Now,who said that?' she demanded.
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'
Again, Chandrasekhar says,
The teacher fainted. And, as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'
And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was the American people, November 4th, 2008".(recession)
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