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Sabse maasum dhamki :

Jab chor chori
karke ghar se bhaag raha tha,
tab bachcha jaag gaya aur bola,
"Mera school bag bhi le ja KAMINE warna"
mummy ko jaga dunga."

Har gum ko pala nai jata,
Kanch ki chizo ko uchala nai jata,
Kuch karna hi to mehnat karo yaro,
Har baat ko "All is WELL" bolke tala nahi jata

 

 

10th class ka student : Mein fail hona chahta hu
Dost : Kyun?
Student : Papa ne kaha hai ki 1st aaya,
to science dilvaunga, 2nd aaya to arts,
fair hua to shadi kara denge!

 

What is 1+4+3?

I+LOVE+U

No

I+MISS U

No

I+Kiss+U

No

1+4+3 Means

1+4+3=8

MATHS pe dhyaan do…

Romance pe nahi….

 

Jab question paper ho out of control,
Answer sheet ko karke fold,
Aeroplane banake bol..
…..
…..
…..
…..
…..
…..

All is fail !

 

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
"Beta tum bahut padhoge"
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 3 saal se raha hu,
ye bata paas kab hounga???

 

 

 

Dad : Ess Baar exam me paas ho ya fail
BIKE zarur dilaunga.
Son : Kaunsi bike?
Dad : Pass he to "APACHE"
college jane ke liye.
Fail hue to "RAJDOOT" dood bechne ke liye

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