Wednesday, October 27, 2010

!-! Desitarka.org !-! Mega Bounch of Haryanvi Jokes,,

 

Haryanvi Jokes
1 chora raste me jandi hoyi chori te bhujan lagya,
tu mne jane hai?
Chori:na,kun hai tu?
Chora: me oye hun, jo tne 2 din pehlan bhi nhi pichana tha.


Lugai: Tu mne kitna chave hai?

Appu:Shahjahan jitna.
Lugai:fer tu maran pache Taj Mahal banvavega?
Appu:Haan mne Plot toh le rakhya hai,
bus tere maran ki bat dekhun hun.


Masterhritrashtra k 100 balak the,

ar Pandav k 5, isa Q?
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Appu:Master ji jinki aankh hove hai,
un k dhore or bhi kam hove h.



Nurse:mubarak ho thare ghar chora hoya h.

Appu: k technology aa gi,
lugai meri hospital me ar chor ghar me.


Babu:beta apne birthday pe k gift lvega?

Chora: Babu jada nhi bus 1 radio
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car me band ho.



Appu: aachi khabar h, ar bhundi.

Pappu:k?
Appu: Achi ya k meri lugai ka accident ho gya,
ar bhundi ya k wa bach gi.


Appu bhai mne dekhya k meri lugai kise ,

or gel film dekhan jave thi.
Pappu:fer tne unka picha kara k?
Appu:na mne wa film pehla e dekh rakhi thi.

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