Great Hearted Husband - Joke

The wife comes home early & finds her husband Mishra in

their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, young lady!

"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing?

How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother

of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want divorce!"

The Mishra, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave,

at least listen to what happened. You can't say I'm dishonest."

"Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you.

But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"

The Mishra begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home

this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so defenseless
that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that

she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She

mentioned that at she had not eaten for 3 days.

With great compassion I brought her home and warmed

up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight;

the poor thing practically devoured them."

"Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a

shower.

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