Saturday, February 20, 2010

!-! Desitarka.org !-! Lady Passenger on the bus.............

 

A lady, about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

 

She immediately moved to  another seat.

 

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man  seemed more amused.

 

When on the fourth move, the man burst  out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

 

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

 

The man replied, 'well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got  on the bus, I couldn't help but  notice her condition.  

She sat down under a sign that said,

'The Double Mint Twins are  coming' and I grinned.

 

Then  she moved and sat under a sign that said,

' Logan's  Liniment will reduce  the swelling,' and I had to smile.

 

Then she placed  herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and

I could hardly contain myself.

 

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth  time and sat under a sign that said,

'Goodyear Rubber  could have  prevented this accident'... I just lost it.'

 

'CASE DISMISSED!!'

 



Regards,
GOOD MAN

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