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------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it. Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born..." Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused) Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in mahabharata then how come u have one?" Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL ? Masterji fainted........................ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Boy1 : I proposed ha girl and asked her to come in white dress , the next day if she loved me. Boy2 : did she come in White? Boy1 : Nope.She came in Black. But i Reocgnized That she loved me From inside .... Boy2 : How did you KnoW that? Boy1 : I saw that She was wearing White inside........ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vicky, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a jeweller's shop in Connaught Place, Delhi. The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?' Vicky thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave 'To my one and only love'.' The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.' Vicky retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Goldie, a middle aged Jewish woman goes to see a fortune teller. "Two men are madly in love with me!" Goldie says. "Who will be the lucky one?" The swami answers...." Morris will marry you, and Irving will be the lucky one." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A friend asked a gentleman why he never married? Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl." "Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry." "Yes, there was a girl... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl; the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me." "Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend. "She was looking for the perfect man." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer Screen which read: To : My Loving Wife Subject : I've Reached Date : 28 Jun 2007 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was   --------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx---------------------------------------------     HAV A NICE DAY

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