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Principal to student..

." I SAW U YESTERDAY ROTATING NEAR GIRLS HOSTEL PULLING CIGARETTE... ? "
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Class teacher once said :

" PICK UP THE PAPER AND FALL IN THE DUSTBIN!!!"

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once Hindi teacher said...."I'M GOING OUT OF THE WORLD TO AMERICA.."

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

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DON'T. LAUGH AT THE BACK BENCHES...OTHERWISE TEETH AND ALL WILL BE FALLEN DOWN.....

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" WHY IS FAN NOT ONING" (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood...

WRITE DOWN UR NAME AND FATHER OF UR NAME!!

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"SHHH... QUIET... THE PRINCIPAL IS REVOLVING AROUND COLLEGE"

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My manager started like this

"HI, I AM MADHU, MARRIED WITH TWO KIDS"

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"I'LL ILLUSTRATE WHAT I HAVE IN MY MIND" SAID THE PROFESSOR AND ERASED THE BOARD

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"WILL U HANG THAT CALENDAR OR ELSE I'LL HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"MY AIM IS TO STUDY MY SON AND MARRY MY DAUGHTER"

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TOMORROW CALL UR PARENTS ESPECIALLY MOTHER AND FATHER

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"WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THE MONKEYS OUTSIDE WHEN I AM IN THE CLASS?!"

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I UNDERSTAND. YOU UNDERSTAND. COMPUTER HOW UNDERSTAND??

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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"KEEP QUIET, THE PRINCIPAL HAS PASSED AWAY"

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