Saturday, March 27, 2010

!-! Desitarka.org !-! ~!~!~!~some Funny +18 SMS~!~!~!

 

7 doston ke suhagrat k
next day

1st bola
"Meri BV to 1110,jese mrzi use kro"

2nd
"Mere BV 3310 nikli..36 saal ka purana model.."

3rd
"Meri BV N95,zara pyar se chalana parta hai"

4th
"Meri BV to Blackberry hy… Got everything but complicated"

5th
"Meri BV DUAL SIM hy
kbi age dalo kbi peche dalo"

6th
"Meri BV saali china mobile hy,pehli raat mai choot phat gae"

7th
"Bechara Rotey hove bola…
Oy yaro lut gya, barbad ho gya
Mera set khula hua nikla"




Woman's personality folowd by her BRAZIER size

32:Innocent.
34:Beautiful.
36:Sexy
38:Agressive.
40:Hungry
42:playful
44:daring
46:Wild
48:Unreliable
50:Nargis





andheri kabar, sunsan kabristan, soni haveli, kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan, rat ho gayee so ja shaitan






As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".





Kaan par kiss nahi ke?

1 Aadmi 1 Ghar Me Ghussa Or 1 Larki or Larkay ko Baandha or Larki k kaan pr kiss ki Or Phr Bathroom Chala Gaya
.
Tu Larky ne Larki Se kaha k tum Esko Satisfy karo Werna Ye Humen Maar Dega Hosla Nhi Haarna
I Love U
.
Larki Boli:
Usny Mere kaan Pr Kiss Nhi ki hy
Balkay
Mujh se kaha k:
.
Me Pathan hon Or Mujhy Vaseline Chahiye Mene Usy Bata Dya k Bathroom me Rakhi hy Mri To Kher He Buss
Tum Hosla Nhi Haarna
I Love U 2..!

Ghar ki Bell baji

BV ne Gown pehan kar jaa k darwaza khola to us k Shohar k dost ne andar aa k shohar ka pucha

BV boli:
Naha rahe hen

Dost:
Men 5000 tum ko Don ga tum apna Gown utaro.

Tungdast BV ne raqam le k Usko apna Badan dikha dia

Dost:
Sex kerne K 6000 or lelo

BV ne 6000 le k ye ijazat b dedi or wo kam kar k chala gaya

Shoher:
Kon tha?

BV:
Aapka dost jahangir tha

Shoher:
.

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Us Harami pe to mere 11000 rupay UDHAR hen us ne diye kya?












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