!-! Desitarka.org !-! Zardari in Israel.....

 

Zardari goes on a state visit to Israel.

While on tour in Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and passes away.

The undertaker tells the accompanying Pakistanis,

'You can have him shipped home for US$500,000, or 

you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just US$100.'

The Pakistanis go into a corner and discuss for a minute. 

They come back to the undertaker and 

Tell him they want Zardari shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 

'Why would you spend $500,000 to ship him home, 

when it would be wonderful to be buried here and 

you would spend only $100?

With the money you save you could buy enough diesel for a year, 

buy enough medicines to wipe out gastroenteritis, 

buy enough generators to never have blackouts again.'

The Pakistanis replied, 

'Long ago a somebody named JESUS died and was buried here,

and three days later he rose from the dead.

We just can't take that chance with this man.'

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