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!-! Desitarka.org !-! MAN VS WOMAN...HILARIOUS

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>
> *Thought **1*
> *
> When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. *
>
> *When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. *
>
> *When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
> What do women want to be liberated from?**
>
> **
> Thought 2*
> *
> The average man's life consists of: *
>
> *Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,*
>
>
>
> *Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;*
>
> *and at the end, the mourners wondering too where he is going.**
>
> **
> Thought 3*
> *
> **Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her
> father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. *
>
>
>
> *They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father
> and placed something in his hand.. *
>
>
>
> *Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the
> bride.
>
> The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to
> divulge the secret and say something. So he announced :
> 'Ladies and Gentlemen. Today is the luckiest day of my life ...' Then he
> raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, *
>
> *'My daughter finally, finally returned my Credit Card to me.'
>
> The whole audience including the priest started laughing . . . . . *
>
> *But not the poor Groom ! ! !
> *
> *
> And now the Best one. . . . .**
>
> **
> Thought 4*
> *
> A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, 'If you
> take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.'
>
> The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. *
> *The man was astonished. *
>
> *He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again
> the voice shouted, 'Stop ! Stand still ! If you take one more step a car
> will run over you, and you will die.'
>
> The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the
> corner, barely missing him. The man asked. 'Who are you?'
>
> 'I am your guardian angel,' the voice answered.
>
> 'Oh, yeah?' the man said 'And where the hell were you when I got married?*

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