A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf......
Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the
window of the biggest house adjacent to the
course.
The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go
up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your l
ousy drive is going to cost us.'
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
voice said, 'Come on in.'
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was
lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch
asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?'
'Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.
'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You
see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one
for myself.'
'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'
'No problem,' said the genie. 'You've got it, it's the least I can do.
And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!' 'And
now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked. 'I'd like to
own a gorgeous home complete with servants in
every country in the world,' she said. 'Consider it done,' the genie
said. 'And your homes will always
be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'
'And now,' the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?' 'Well,
since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't
been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex
with your wife.'
The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both
now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?' She
mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you, honey?' 'You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd
do the same for you!'
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the afternoon enjoying
each other in every way. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the
genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes
and asked, How old are you and your husband?' 'Why, we're both 35,' she
responded breathlessly.
' NO SHIT ,' He said. 'Thirty-five years old and both of you still
believe in genies?'
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